Monday 2 January 2012

top Mother SMS in 2012 part 5

80. Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day

81. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u

82. to be a great mother is a tough job, but mother u r the star for this, I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day.

83. Give your mother a little something to show that you are thinking about her, and you'll be sure to make her smile.

84. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u

85. One upon a memory Someone wiped away a tear Held me lose and loved me, Thank you, Mother dear.

86. Of all the speial joys in life, The big ones and the small, A mother's love and tenderness Is the greatest of them all.

87. There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap, no rose as lovely as her smile, no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.

88. Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.

89. Many hugs Only luv never anger Teahing me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

90. I luv u mom having u makes me feel safe & alm I miss u mom Missing touhes 2 my fae with ur happed palm u r the greatest beause u r my mom

91. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u

92. What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Happy Mothers Day

93. Mommy, I love you For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you

94. I luv u mom having u makes me feel safe & calm I miss u mom Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm u r the greatest because u r my mom

95. For the best mom who always had a smile for me I know we may be far apart right now So here's a great big hug and kiss Happy Mother's Day

96. Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

97. A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

98. I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

99. For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

100. You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

top Mother SMS in 2012 part 4

61. You"ve seen me laugh
You"ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother"s Day

62. Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly

63. Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

64. A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

65. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u.

66. Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day

67. When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...

68. Mommy, I love you
You feed me and need me

69. I love you On this Mother's Day.

70. You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

71. Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly

72. The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.

73. If there was a day for everything you have given to me as a mother, it would be Mother's Day every day.

74. The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.

75. Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together. Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.

76. You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

77. I love u, mum

78. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom

79. There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom.

top Mother SMS in 2012 part 3

41. There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom.

42. Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day

43. So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom

44. ALL THE WONDERS U SEEK ARE WITHIN URSELF, YOU HAVE IT IN YOU TO TAKE THE WORLD IN UR STRIDE. MAY ALL UR DREAMS COME TRUE!! HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY!!!

45. This LIFE has no existence without a strong ally in WOMAN in every stage of life starting from Motherhood to Wife, Sister & finally a Daughter.

46. Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. "Happy Women's Day"

47. Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day

48. The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness

49. Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly

50. Of all the special joys in life,
The big ones and the small,
A mother's love and tenderness
Is the greatest of them all.

51. Being a great mother is a very hard role,
but mother u r the star for this one I know,
I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day

52. When u feel u r alone in a crowd,
when u think no one can understand u,
when u think ur love is rejected by others,
and when u hate ur life just close ur eyes
and think about her who loves u truly,
cares for u in ur loneliness,
dies when u cry,
she is no one else but ur MOM

53. So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
thinking of u mother brings memories to mind,
wonderful moments i ll treasure,
these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom ,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom

54. Thanku mother for all that u do,
i know my thanks are far to few,
I really do love u i dont say enough,
4 me those words r really tough,
i wish i could express all that i feel,
bt 4 me u know thats a big deal,
Have a g8 day i m thinking of u ,
i hope my feelings r getting through.
Happy Mothers Day

55. There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have
done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and
admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that
i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special
days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u
always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom.

56. The love she has deep in her heart,
Always gives me a good jump start,
She is the one who"s love is true,
Thank u Mom for being u

57. Being a great mother is a very hard role,
but mother u r the star for this one I know,
I love you Mom.
Happy Mothers Day

58. Mother is an undying love,
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much.

59. For all that you do.
I"ll kiss you and hug you
"Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile "cause I love you
On this Mother"s Day

60. Mommy, I love you

top Mother SMS in 2012 part 2

21. Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. Thanks for being u

22. You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day

23. mOTHEr
M ake for me a place within your heart
O n which I can depend. For only you
T ouch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
H ome through all the wanderings of my years,
E den that no other can renew,
R oot I cannot rend through rage or art.

24. Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I love you very much.

25. For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this Mother's Day

26. It is Mere in French, Mutter in German, Ammee in Urdu, Mom in English, Ma in Hindi. It still means the same to all of us SPECIAL. Happy Mothers Day!

27. M - For the MILLION things she gave me, O - For she’s growing OLD, T - For the TEARS she shed to save me, H - For her HEART of purest gold, E - For her EYES, with love-light shining, R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

28. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u

29. Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day!

30. Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

31. You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day

32. You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day

33. When U feel U R alone in the Crowd, When U Think No 1 can Understand U, When UR love is rejected by others, & when U hate UR Life, Just Close UR eyes, & see, Her facce who Loves U more than any 1 else, Who Care 4 U in loneleness, & dies when U cry. She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother. Love UR Mom First.

34. You’ve seen me laugh You’ve seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother’s Day

35. Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. Thanks for being u

36. Happy Mother’s Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day

37. Mommy, I love you For all that you do. I’ll kiss you and hug you ‘Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile ’cause I love you On this Mother’s Day. Mommy, I love you

38. Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I love you very much

39. Being a great mother is a very hard role, but mother u r the star for this one I know, I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day.

40. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who’s love is true, Thank u Mom for being u

top Mother SMS in 2012 part 1

1. Mother’s love is the fuel that
enables a normal human being
to do the impossible.

2. The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice…
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!

3. Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
My Mother.

4. A MUM IS A ROSE WHOSE PETALS ARE SOFT,
A MUM IS A LILLY WHOSE STEM IS TALL & STRONG,
A MUM IS A PERSON WHO IS NEVER WRONG,
AND A MUM IS A PERSON U SHOULD LOVE FOREVER....
SO TRUST HER, BELIEVE HER & NEVER DOUBT HER.

5. My Mummy is as nice as a sweet
She's as pretty as a flower
She's as wise as an owl
She's as fast as a cheetah
She can dance like the wind and can even sing a little.
But one thing is for sure.
I love her and I always will!

6. Thank you mom for everything that you have done and keeping doing for me. Thank you God for having you as part of my life, you have taught me many good things, today what i have become it's because of you.
THANK YOU !!

7. Hey mom, I thank god for having such a mom like you. You are just not like the other moms. I love you mom.

8. Hey mom, I just want to say how much wonderful you are. You have shown me your love right from my birth.

9. I love my Mother a lot & I know she loves me 2 whatever the child is, my Mom is Best in the whole world.

10. A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone

11. I PRAY GOD TO GIVE GOOD HEALTH
TO MOM.HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

12. MOTHER TEACHES US
M- MORAL VALUES
O-OBEDIENCE
T-TRUENESS
H-HONOURING
E-ETHICS
R-RESPECTING

13. I LOVE MY MOTHER VERY MUCH.
she is a good friend,COMFORTER,
CONSOLER AND LOVER in part of my life.She always cares me.
A HARTFUL HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL MOTHERS.

14. When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...love u mom

15. So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom

16. Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day

17. There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom

18. The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u

19. Mommy, I love you For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you

20. Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day

Free Marriage Day SMS 5

81. To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

82. Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

83. Your love makes my days Happy and bright
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

84. The most important thing you fixed
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***

85. all my love for you FREE
all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!

86. The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary

87. Happy Weeding Anniversary

88. Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary.

89. We've had our ups and downs, This we both know, Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things, But our love for each other, Had no attached strings. Happy Anniversary.

90. Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).

91. Thank you for being the love of my life,
Half of the child asleep in my womb,
A husband whose husbandry made of his wife
Near as blissful a blossom as ever did bloom!
Knight of my nights and dance of my days,
Yours are the eyes in which I am most me.
Only with you will I wend through my ways
Unburdened as heaven, unscathed as the sea!

92. Long after our anniversary And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

93. How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thingin
my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

94. Words cannot express
all I hold within my heart.
You've made every moment
worth remembering.
Happy Anniversary

95. Wives are for sharing with,
Dreaming dreams and caring with
spending time with,
chatting to,
Making plans with,
Hoping they come true...
Holding hands with, hugging, kissing
Laughing with and reminiscing.....
Working with to see things through,
and loving
Just like I LOVE YOU
Happy Anniversary

96. another year to
create precious memories together.
Another year to
discover new things to enjoy about each other.
Another year to
build a life rich in love and laughter.
Another year to
strengthen a marriage that defines "forever."
Happy Anniversary!

97. If I met you on tomorrow
I would still give you my heart
If you should say,
"do you still love me?"
I'd say,
"Till death do us part"
Happy Anniversary

98. Scientists have discovered
that the longer people
stay married, the more
they begin to look alike.
You better start putting
name tags in your underwear!
Happy Anniversary

99. On our anniversary
and always,
it’s your love
that makes
the beautiful difference
in my life.
Happy Anniversary

100. Even in a Fairy Tale
where every dream comes true
I could never hope to find
someone as loving as you
Happy Anniversary

Free Marriage Day SMS 4

61. Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

62. I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

63. That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

64. Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

65. All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!

66. Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

67. if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary

68. Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

69. To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

70. How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

71. I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do
Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

72. We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary

73. Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary

74. I love u for my whole life

75. Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

76. The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***

77. all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....

78. Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

79. Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

80. On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

Free Marriage Day SMS 3

41. I 've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years.

42. I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'?

43. Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.

44. Married Life Joke

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

45. A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.

46. Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!

47. May the best of your past be the worst of your future

48. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

49. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

50. Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
.
.
365 days,
.
.
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
.
.
.
.
Get Married…

51. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

52. Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”

53. Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

54. Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

55. I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

56. Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

57. How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

58. Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

59. On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

60. To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

Free Marriage Day SMS 2

21. As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.

22. Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.

23. Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

24. Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

25. May you never leave your marriage alive.

26. May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife.

27. Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.

28. love my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,
I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.

29. As you continue to send out love, the energy returns to you in a regenerating spiral… As love accumulates, it keeps your system in balance and harmony. Love
is the tool, and more love is the end product.

30. A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

31. A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

32. Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.

33. Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
.
.
.
.
“Watch Man”

34. Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

35. I hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although i smile & seem carefree there is no one who mises u more than ME

36. Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…goodluck

37. Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE

38. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

39. Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

40. In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains!

Free Marriage Day SMS 1

1. My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

2. Wife:
(expecting a car)
Gift me smthng which goes frm 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when I'm on it.
Husbnd gifted her a
weighing machine.... .!

3. On 20th Anniversary husbnd deep in thought..
Wife: Wat r u thinking?
Husbnd: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife's heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remembr that date
Husbnd: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years
Wife smiles ''Yes"
Husbnd sighs n says: Aaaaaaahhh!
i would've been free today!:-D

4. Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

5. What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

6. Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust and Understanding, she doesn't Trust me and I dont Understand her.

7. I asked my wife,
“Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
“It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”
She said. So I suggested,
“How about the kitchen?”

8. Me and My Wife was Very Happy before….

9. To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.

10. On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my LOVE

11. Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy ,love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary

12. Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary

13. How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair!!

14. Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

15. True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

16. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

17. A MAN IS INCOMPLETE BEFORE MARRIAGE.....AFTER THAT HE IS FINISHED...

18. An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.

19. There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship.

20. All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

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81. Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

82. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

83. Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.

84. Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

85. Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

86. What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.

87. It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?

88. A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

89. In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do.

90. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

91. To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up.

92. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant.
You order what you want
But, when you see what the other person has,
You wish you had ordered that.

93. Besides lots of problems, marriage confers one very special privilege –
Only a married person can get divorced.

94. Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

95. When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.

96. To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up.

97. The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.

98. A happy man marries the girl he loves;
a happier man loves the girl he
marries.

99. 2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,
Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,
Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It;
Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.

100. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….(a life sentence!).

Free Life Partner SMS 4

62. There is a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than net banking.
It is called marriage.

63. To keep ur marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever u're wrong, admit it,
Whenever u're right,
shut up..

64. In this world, every wife iz a mistress 2 her husband.
One hour of Miss and 23 hours of stress..

65. Getting married iz very much like going 2 a restaurant wid friendz. U order what u want,
& when u see what da other fellow has, u wish u had ordered dat.

66. A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.
He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.
Husband thinks: She must have reached there.

67. Harassed Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.
Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

68. LOVE AND HONOUR YOUR PATNER,
HELP AND GIVE SERVICE.
BUT DO NOT BAHAVE LIKE A SLAVE.

69. What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.

70. The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

71. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

72. Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.

73. A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.

74. One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

75. Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

76. In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. The truth is precisely the opposite: it begins all.

77. In a court: So, Witness, what did you do when you saw this woman whacking her husband's head with this iron? I called my fiance and said I had changed my mind about marrying her.

78. Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!

79. Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more than those who created it

80. Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.

Free Life Partner SMS 3

41. Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,
Husband:please slow down the speed of car.
Wife:No ;please. No; please No please No pls..
Husband:the Newspaper will publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh..

42. Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it̢۪s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first

43. Wife: i had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known the minute I asked you to marry me

44. HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I’ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V….

45. Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

46. Women Marry Men Hoping that They Will Change,
Men Marry Women Hoping that They Will Not..
Un4tunately It Happens in Contrast &
Ultimately Each 1 Gets Disappointed..

47. Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!

48. Man & Wife were watchin a Boxing match in wich a boxer knockd out in round1
man says,
disgusting
It was ALL OVER in 1minute
Wife comments
NOW U know
how I Feel?

49. Wife: “If I sleep with your most loving friend,
what will be the first thought
that’ll come in your mind?”
Husband: “That you are a LESBIAN…”

50. Man come home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says “If you behave like this,
you will lose ALL your friend

51. Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

52. Lady to her Friend,
“Me and my Husband
Disagree on Everything. . .
I’m Too Far to the Right
and He’s Too Far to
the Wrong.”

53. To Be Happy With a Men:Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot..
To Be Happy With a Woman:Love Her Alot And DO NOT TRY To Understand HER---

54. Married men live longr thn single men do,bt married men r a lot mre willng 2 die

55. A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

56. Sign in wallpaper and paint store: "Husbands choosing colors must have note from wives"

57. At a lion’s marriage:
Cat to Rat : Why are you dancing like teasing the Lion ?
Rat to Cat : Before marriage, even i was a lion !!!

58. Intresting Fact but true....
Only Twenty Percent of man have Brains,
Rest of them have....

59. If some one would like to have
a successful life after marriage
so he should implement this formula.
Never break 4 things in life.
1. Promise
2. trust
3. heart
4. relation

It never sounds when it breaks
but pains a lot.

60. Wife runs home saying, Pack your bag honey, I won 10 crores in lottery
Husband: Should I pack for beach or hills?
Wife: Who cares?

61. A Man's Silence can break a Woman's heart into thousand pieces while A Woman's Silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace...

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21. Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd
I'd It All
Money, A Beautiful House, A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its
All Gone
Frnd: Wht Hapend?
Man: My Wife Found Out :)

22. Man 2 Her Fat Wife: 'Do U Wana Lose 10 Pounds Of Ugly Fat In Just 2 Mins?'
Wife:' Yes, Why Not. Tell Me Wht's d Procedure?'
Husband: 'Cut Off Ur Head' =P ;->

23. Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Our Son Steals It.
I Don't Know What To Do About It
Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.
He'll Never Touch!

24. Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;

25. HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different P?siti?n 2Nite?
WiFE-Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I?ll Lie ?N Da S?FA & Watch
Da T.V?;)

26. Wife- Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad
Husband- WHY ?
Wife- I Gave Him Food Yesterday & Today He Gifted Me A Book How To Cook?

27. Wife:I Think Our Daughter ?s ?n Love with Someone?
Husband:
How Do U Know??
Wife:
Bcoz She is Not Asking For Pocket Money?

28. a seventy years old man asked his wife.
Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?
Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can?t drive it.

29. Radio Quiz:
Should women have children after 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 children are more than enough!

30. Wife: If I removed da cook & make da food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?
Husband: I don?t hav 2 pay u, u?ll get my entire insurance amount.;-)

31. Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Frd & The Maid.
Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax & Let The Poison Work! ..;-)

32. A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband:What was THAT for?
Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Wife:Sorry!
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Husband:Why?
Wife:Your Horse PHONED!

33. A Couple Drove For several Miles, Not saying A Word
As They Passed A ?arnyard Θf Mules & Donkeys,
Wife; Relatives Θf Ψours .!
Husband: Yep, My In-Laws?!

34. A Small Argument Betwn A Couple Turns Violent.
Angry Husband: Do Not Let D Animal In Me Cum Out.
Wife: Who Is Scared Of A Mouse!

35. ?Friendship Among Women?
A woman didn?t come home @ night. The next day she told her husband she?d slept over at a friend?s house
The man called his wife?s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it
?Friendship among Men?
A man didn?t come home 1 night. The next day he told his wife he slept over at a friend?s house
The woman called her husband?s 10 best friends. 8 of them said, he did sleep over and 2 claimed, he wz still there !

36. Husband:I?ll admit I?m wrong if u?ll admit I?m right!
Wife:I agree! u go first!
Husband:Ok?I?m wrong!
Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right!

37. Husband: I am Going Out For Five Days...!
Wife: Ok But Don't Surprise Me By Coming Back Early, OtherWise U'll Be Surprised. . . ;->

38. Husband:
You know,
wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!

39. Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

40. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, ?What other problem [?]

Free Life Partner SMS 1

1. Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

2. Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

3. Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

4. Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

5. Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

6. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

7. Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

8. Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

9. Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

10. wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

11. Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

12. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

13. Wife going to USA
Wife:Do u want anything from USA?
Husband: Yeah, an english girl
Wife returns from USA
Husband:where's my gift?
Wife:wait for 9 months

14. Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

15. Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!!

16. I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING
YOUR Love.

17. Women Marry Men Hoping They Will Change,
Men Marry Women Hoping They Will Not.
Unfortunately It Happens in Contrast &
Ultimately Both of Them Gets Disappointed.

18. Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.

19. !Wife: I Have Changed My Mind..
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now??

20. A couple were arguing.
Wife: You dont like anybody in my family.
Husband: Not true, I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!

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81. It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

82. I've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

83. To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!

84. To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.

85. I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.

86. A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted

87. Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

88. Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

89. The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him

90. A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.

91. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

92. Ram: "My wife has the worst memory".
Shyam: "Does she forget everything?"
Ram: "No, She remembers everything".

93. Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

94. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

95. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

96. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.

97. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late!"

98. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

99. The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

100. Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter."

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1. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

2. Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

3. I have the "I",
I have the "L",
I have the "O",
I have the "V",
I have the "E"
Can I plz can I have "U"?

4. I have liked many, but loved few.
Still, no-one has been as sweet as u.
I'd stand and wait in world's longest queue.
For the pleasure of having a moment with u.

5. The Husband is the Head of the Family,
But
Wife is the Neck of the Family,
which
can turn the head any where she wants ;-)

6. HuSbaNd n wIfE wEnt 2 pIcNiC,
At pIcNiC sPoT hUsBaNd lOstEd hEr wIfE.

.

.

.

MORAL:
LucK By Chance

7. Position of a Husband
Is just like a Split AC...
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor,
He is designed to remain Silent in Indoor.

8. Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen
Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->

9. "A TRUE THOUGHT"
"One Who Doesnt Love
A Girl Before His Marriage
Can Never Love His
Wife After Marriage;-)"

10. Man 2 pretty girl in Bazar:
I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?
Girl:Why?
Man:Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!;-)

11. Man1- I told my wife d truth dat
I was seeing a Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn?
Man1- Thn She told me d truth dat
She's seeing a Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbrz n a Bartendr :P

12. Love Is The Thing That ...
Enables A Woman To Sing
While She Mops Up The Floor
After
Her Husband Has Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... =P ;->

13. What Is The Next Thing
A Man Should Do After
Winning An
Argument With His Wife ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Apologise !!!;)

14. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

15. Man : My wife is toooooo good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

16. What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women?

17. Long ago
Men who sacrificed
their Love & youth
their parents
their identity
their laughter n happiness
were called SAINTS
But. . . .
Now they r called HUSBANDS

18. 2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

19. Man To Doctor-
Every Night My Wife Goes To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone

Who Proposes Her.
Doctor-Relax & Calm Down &

Now Tell

Which Bar ??

20. An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives
Monopoly is Always Damaging!
And?
Competition Improves Service!

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61. Spinster: A bachelor's wife.

62. Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time!

63. My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.

64. My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.

65. My other wife is beautiful.

66. My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them.

67. My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day.

68. Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

69. May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house.

70. Wife: You changed after marriage.
Husband: I’ve told you that
“I am not interested in Married womans”

71. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

72. Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.

73. If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks.

74. If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?

75. I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.

76. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.

77. Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

78. He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that.

79. Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action.

80. And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.

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41. Position of a husband is like split A.C..No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent !

42. Only Historian can become
Great Husband because as thing(wife) become older his interest rises.

43. A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

44. I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it

45. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married

46. A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married

47. My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.

48. Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

49. The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.

50. By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

51. One man's folly is another man's wife.

52. A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

53. A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers.

54. The husband who wants a happy marriage
should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

55. Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

56. What's new? Most of my wife.

57. We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

58. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

59. This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.

60. Men are like chocolate bars…. sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

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21. A man inserted an 'add' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

22. 1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.

23. Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman
who is the last love of a man.

24. The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

25. Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

26. Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
27. Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

28. Q: WHO IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MAN?
ANS: HE IS THE ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN HIS WIFE CAN SPEND!

29. Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!!!!!

30. Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.
Friend – didnt you follow them?
Pati – Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie

31. Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

32. When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

33. The average man’s life consists of:
20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
40 years of having his wife ask the same question;
An d at the end, the mourners wondering too.

34. A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

35. Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
36. A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"

37. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

38. A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
39. What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

40. I have often wanted to drown my troubles... but I have not been able to convince my wife to go for a swim!

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81. …HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.

82. In soft gleaming of stars….
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday …….

83. Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.

84. Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo’ u were born in d zoo’ with d monkeys ‘n donkeys dats looks just like u!

85. “Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.

86. Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...

87. Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

88. This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

89. Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

90. How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

91. Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

92. Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.

93. Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

94. Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

95. Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

96. Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

97. you will receive wishes and kisses , might get to eat various dishes, from the friend who misses, to wish u a happy B'day

98. I?m so blessed 2 have a friend like u this comes with many loving thoughts & warm wishes i send 2 u, may ur day be filled with laughter, on this special day may the finest things in life always come ur way happy birthday

99. This MSG HAS NO CHOLESTRO NO FAT AND NO ADDICTIVE THIS IS ALL NATURAL EXCEPT WITH a lot of sugar but it can never be as sweet as the one reading it happy birthday

100. Look Outside It's So Pleasant ! Sun Smiling For You ! Trees Dancing For You Birds Singing For You ! Because, I told them All To Wish You.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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1. Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

2. Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....

3. A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

5. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......

6. Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......

7. In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star." HAPPY BIRTHDAY

8. MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY

9. IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...

10. i know its ur birthday 2day.. I am sure u'l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"

11. Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

12. 'This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Love and Long live.'

13. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

14. Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated ecards

15. The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday Eileen

16. may almighty shower u with blessings on ur BIRTHDAY.luv u always..

17. MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS

18. May your life be filled with colours
An yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true

19. Happy Birthday F-R-I-E-N-D

20. Baby happy birthday to hope u will always have a good health, more career in life..and hope that more birthdays to come..always take care and i love u so much

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61. Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely “BirthDay”

62. Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!

63. Happy birthday to you,
Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared.
Dun forget bout our friendship, that we’ve shared

64. You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME….

65. Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday

66. For the world, i’s just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
Happy Birthday my love.

67. Before the clock strikes 12,
let me take the opportunity,
to let you know that you,
have grown a year more…
Happy birthday

68. Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday

69. Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching u
with wishes of success,
happiness and prosperity 4 u,
wish you a super duper happy birthday

70. Fresh air… fresh idea…
fresh talent… fresh energy…
i wish u to have a…
special sunday..
marvellous monday…
tasty tuesday…
wonderful wednesday…
thankful thursday…
friendly friday…
successful saturday…
*have a great week ahead*
and
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU

71. I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way happy birthday

72. Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.

73. Its another birthday for you.
God picked another petals on your flower,
wishing your flowers may bloom for year.
MANY MANY Happy returns of the day

74. The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you

75. Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,
happy birth day to u!

76. Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.
You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.

77. On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!

78. LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

79. In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true,
May every star of ever night,
Bring love-n-joy 2 you,
Happy birthday 2 uu

80. Hey,u r 1 year older now,1 year smarter now,1 year bigger now,and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.happy birthday

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41. Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, Happy Birthday

42. wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

43. Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.

44. Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God blessyou with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.

45. Have the nicest birthday there ever was..... cuz you deserve it if ANYONE does.

46. How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

47. I am sorry i missed your birthday, you have had so many i have lost track

48. With love this wish is sent your way , for a very special kind of day. May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shinning dreams By Lonely Heart

49. Its always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet.

50. I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday

51. I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

52. How do you expect me
to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?:)

53. Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

54. I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

55. May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.
Wishing u a Happy Birthday

56. A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy birthday …….

57. if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

58. It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend

59. Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.

60. Sweetheart!
u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,
here’s a wish 4 my darling…
may all your dreams come true
i wish u a very happy birthday.
with lots of love and kisses…
from a heart that beats…
just 4 you by me.

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21. A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

22. Ths msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday

23. Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!

24. wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY.

25. A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR..

26. Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!!!

27. I believe u have climbed high mountains, walked on thorny paths, sailed on the raging seas and took a ride on dangerous highways. C'mon let's face it; Your God - Jehova has always been faithful all the way. Enjoy your day, you are worth it. Happy Birthday.

28. Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....

29. I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday

30. Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

31. for your birthday........i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take care.GOD bless you & ur family. love you

32. Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!!
enjoy ur day .......

33. Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

34. if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars. happy Birthday Brother

35. I send to you warm wishes that your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday

36. My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you I'd die

37. A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

38. May all your days be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.Happy Birthday to u

39. Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

40. Heard you are celebrating a belated birthday this year.... Bet all those other fools sent cards on time!.

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81. Daddy no one can decribe
in words what a father means.
Happy fathers day daddy,
And remember i love you.
82. Being a great father is like shaving.
No matter how good you shaved today,
you have to do it again tomorrow.
Happy Father’s Day

83. “I cannot Thnink Of Any Need
In Childhood
As Strong As
The Need For A
Father’s Protection..”
Happy Father’s Day To All..

84. Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you

85. If father is happy then God is happy and if father is angry the God also angry so try to happy your father.

86. Father enjoy his son birth and son also enjoy fathers day.

87. The father of a righteous man has great joy; he who has a wise son delights in him.

88. My dear FATHER!
I owe U the debt of life ,
Its infinity, colors, sounds & feelings i experience.
Plz accept my gratitude on this very special day,
Although every moment of my life is a gift from you.
“Happy Fathers Day”
89. Daddy, I love you so,
You are my inspiration,
You are a picture of strength and serenity,
and I shall love you till eternity!
“Happy Fathers Day”

90. Dad, wishing you a box of happiness
Today, tomorrow and always
With all my love!
Happy Fathers Day

91. Wonderful moments we have spent together
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind
Wonderful moments I will forever treasure
I love u so dearly
“Happy Fathers Day”

92. A father is like a god who gives all the happiness to his son,
I cant live without you dad,
I love you dad,

93. I’d go through stretch marks again for you.
Happy Fathers’ Day..

94. U r every thing to me…..
Whom i can share my all secrets….
U r always there to help me……
May u live long.!!
Happy Father’s Day

95. Happy Father’s Day

96. Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do… but she’s certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

97. Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. Happy Father’s Day

98.

F is for the Faith that I have on you
A is for the Affection that you treat me with
T is for the Tender touch of yours
H is for the Happiness that you give me
E is for the Endless sacrifice that you make for me
R is for the Rapture that I get in your company.

99. Friendly, Affectionate, Tender, Heroic, Easygoing and Righteous...
That's you Papa

100. Like a potter
You made me from naught
To my soul
Joy you brought
So much to me you taught
Dad, thanks a lot
To you I jot
A Happy Father's Day!

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61. Daddy's hands were soft and kind
when I waz crying
Daddy's hands were hard as steel
when I'd done wrong,
Daddy's hands weren't always gentle,
but I've come to understand...
There waz always love in Daddy's hands

62. You are the best. I love u so much.
I don't think that even if I searched
the world for years and years and years
I would find someone that is as caring,
as thoughtful, as hardworking as u.
I love u. Happy Father's Day Dad!

63. Dad...
you have an understanding heart...
& a source of strength thats amazing
you hav it all!
Happy Father's Day to SUPER DAD!

64. Father's Day Greetings
So many wonderful moments we have spent
together, so many wonderful years in all kinds
of weather, thinking of u father brings
memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll
treasure, these

65. So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
Thinking of u father brings memories 2 mind,
I love u so much.
Happy Fathers Day!

66. For the best dad who always had a smile 4 me.
Though we may b far apart right now,
Bt heres a big hug and kiss 4 u
To let u know how special u r
Happy Father's Day!

67. I am indeed blessed to have
Someone like you as my father
On this special day
I‘d like to thank you for everything
You are my hero dad. I Love You.
Happy Fathers Day

68. Your guiding hand on my shoulder,
Will remain with me forever.
Thanks for always being there Papa.
Happy Father's Day!

69. No one's Father is so sweet.
Your kind ways just can't be beat.
I Love you in a big way,
Wish you a very Happy Father's Day!

70. God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father's Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million!

71. You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks, I love you
Happy Father’s Day

72. For the best dad who always had a smile for me.
Though we may be far apart right now,
But here's a big hug and kiss for my special Dad.

Happy Father's Day!

73. I want to tell you
How much you mean to me
Bcoz you are always
Thought about in such a special way,
And do so much to brighten any day.
Wish you a Happy Fathers Day.

74. Thank You Dad
For being my pillar of strength and
Fountain of wisdom
Thank You for everything you are.
Life is more beautiful when you are around.
Happy Fathers Day!

75. Dad you are never wrong
The only time you are wrong
is when you think,
I forgot about you.
Love you Dad!
Have a grand Father's Day!

76. Some things are just better
The way they are.
Just like you!
Happy Fathers Day!

77. Wonderful moments we have spent together
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind
Wonderful moments I will forever treasure
I love u so dearly
Happy Fathers Day

78. I may not have said it often,
but how could I let
this day go by without saying
how much you mean to me.
Thank You for being the World's Best Dad.
Happy Fathers Day!

79. Dad, wishing you a box of happiness
Today, tomorrow and always
With all my love!
Happy Fathers Day!

80. Today iz the father’s day.
On this occassion i prays to God that may God bless ur and mine father may they lives long and make both of us obedient to our fathers.
KEEP PRAYING FOR UR AND MINE FATHER
“HAPPY FATHER DAY”

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41. Daddy you are the best,
although you live in the west.
stay the way you are,
while your driving your sports car.
You couldn’t be a better dad
oh yeah, don’t go driving around mad
I love you for ever
’cause you’r really clever
Even though i puss and shove
I will still show all my love

42. Happy Fathers Day
Happy Fathers day means more
than have a happy day
It means i love you first of all
Then thanks for all you do
It means you mean a lot to me
and that I honor you.

43. There in every memory
See his love and care
Strength and hands to count on
Freely he does share
Provider, toil so faithfully
To make our dreams come true
Give strong and tender discipline
Though it is hard to do
A Father is God’s chosen one
To lead the family
And point it to His will for life
Of love and harmony…

44.

1. Parenting is a 24-hour-a-day job with no salary, no raises, no promotions and very few vacations.
2. Parents are responsible for everything that happens to their children.
3. Guilt and self-blame are occupational hazards.
4. Parents don’t get worker’s compensation or any other fringe benefits.
5. Parents can never retire — even when their kids ask them to.
6. [...]

45. Be kind to the father,
for when they were young,
Who loved these so fondly as he?
He caught the first accents that
fell from the tongue,
And joined in the innocent glee.

46. To my dad on his day,
Of whom I am a living will:
May your happiness fulfill
Your goodness, as is just and right.
Deeds are seeds upon the night
As wind and wonder have their way,
Delivering the destined light.

47. Fathers need not fathers be.
All one needs to do is choose
To love for life, and that embrace,
Held long and hard, bestows the grace
Each craves. For all in time must lose,
Restored alone by memory.
So now it is with you and me.

48. Fathers can be solitary mountains,
All their love rock-like, steep, and strong.
Though warm and caring, somehow they belong
Halfway home to mothers’ bubbling fountains.
Each of us needs love that knows no quarter,
Reminding us of bonds that cross a border,
Strengthening our sense of right and wrong.

49. Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you
‘Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile ’cause I love you
On this Father’s Day.

50. F.A.T.H.E.R.S.
“F” aithful.
“A” lways there.
“T” rustworthy.
“H” onoring.
“E” ver-loving.
“R” ighteous.
“S” upportive.

51. Little girl & her father crossing a bridge.
Father Said: Please hold my hand
Girl: No dad.. You hold my hand.
Father: Whats the difference?
Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me.
Chances are that I may let your hand go,
but if you hold my hand,
I know for sure,
you will never let my hand go..!

52. As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
that happiness covers all the
worries of your life.

53. Life has 5 stars.
Kind star is MOTHER.
Action star is FATHER.
Ultimate star is TEACHER.
Top star is LOVER.
The super star is FRIEND.

54. Value of relation is not,
That how much one feels
happy with someone.
But it is the lonliness,
That one feels without someone.

55. Fact of life:
By the time you realise,
what your parents said was right.
You will have a kid,
who begins to think,
you are wrong.

56. Dad
Your lad
Is glad
To wish you a Father's Day grand!

57. I”d go through stretch marks again for you.
Happy Fathers” Day, darling husband.

58. Some things are just better the way they are like you!
Happy Fathers”Day!

59. Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!

60. You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day

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21. We may be far
But you're in my mind ever
It's time for me to say
A Sweet Dad's Day!
22. In happiness, in sorrow
You were always there for me
I may not have always said it
But, it's the day to say it loud.
'I Love You Dad'

23. You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day

24. Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you
‘Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile ’cause I love you
On this Father’s Day.

25. I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Father's Day, darling husband.

26. Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

27. You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day

28. Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!

29. If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

30. I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.

31. u r the 1 who brought me all happiness.........
u never let me to touch sadness......
u sacrificed entire life 4 my sake......
without u my life will b fake.

32. Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy…
Happy Father’s day!

33. One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.

34. Every mother generally hopes that
her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to do…
but
she’s certain that her boy will never
get as great a wife as his father did.

35. If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

36. Thanks for being
there through the
tears,laughter and
dirty diapers.
Happy Father’s Day!

37. Some
things
are
just
better
the
way
they
are
like
you!
Happy Fathers’Day!

38. You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But
thanks and I love you
Happy Father’s Day

39. So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
wonderful moments i ll treasure,
these you give me sincerely that’s why my dad ,
I love you so dearly.
Happy Father’s Day My dear dad

40. God made a father who is,
as sweet as a nectar,
as brave as a lion,
as cheerful as a bear,
and he gave such dear father to me.

top free Father SMS 1

1. My Father Did not,
Tell Me How 2 Live,
He Lived, And Let
Me Watch Him Do It.
Happy Fathers Day!

2. Daddy no one can decribe
in words what a father means.

Happy fathers day daddy,
And remember i love you.

3. Being a great father is like shaving.
No matter how good you shaved today,
you have to do it again tomorrow.

4. It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.
I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY

5. First-Class Father

Dad, I'm blessed to be your son
I knew it from the start.
You're a first-class father;
You're loving, kind, and smart.


You show me how to be a man
You help me, guide me, along the way.
You're strong, and yet you're gentle, too.
I hope I'm just like you, someday!

6. My Daddy Is The Greatest


My daddy is the greatest;
The best dad there ever was.
He always brings me lots of joy;
He’s my very own Santa Claus.


My daddy can do anything;
He’s smart as smart can be.
I love to walk and hold his hand
To show he belongs to me.


I love my daddy!

7. My Father, My Guiding Light


Dad, you’re like the sun to me,
a sure thing, always there,
beaming light and warmth on my life.
Whatever is good in me today,
I owe to your wisdom, your patience,
your strength, your love.
You taught me by example,
as a role model,
how to be my own person,

8. Perfect Dad Blend


I am glad you’re my father;
You’re really the best;
As a dad, you’re a fine one;
I’m so very blessed.


You’re smart, and you’re strong,
Just a perfect dad blend;
You’re my father, my counselor
And a really good friend.

9. Glad You’re My Dad


I’m so glad that you’re my dad;
You’re one in a million, Pop!
When it comes to first-class fathers,
You’re the absolute cream of the crop.


You love me no matter what,
Whether I’m a goodie or baddie;
I really love you, Pa;
You’re a fine and fantabulous daddy!

10. I’m Happy You’re My Dad


I feel safe when you are with me;
You show me fun things to do;
You make my life much better;
The best father I know is you.

11. I’m happy you’re my Dad
And so I want to say
I love you, Dad, and wish you
A Happy Father’s Day!

12. If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father’s day.

13. The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;

I call him Dad!

14. Dad, you are guiding hand on my shoulder.
Remain with me forever.

Happy Father’s Day

15. Daddy,
You are my friend, philosopher and guide
I wish to you

16. Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!

17. Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

18. So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u father brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my dad , I love u so dearly. Happy Father'ss Day My dear dad

19. You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Father's Day

20. I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Free Brother SMS 5

81. My brother is,
someone i cannot replace,
he will always be there for me,
when i have no one else,

82. My brother,
will always be by my side,
when the world is closing in,
he's someone who's there for me through both thick and thin

83. My brother,
is there to make memories whatever they may be,
but for now,
It's just my brother and me.

84. Brother is
not only
A word...
It is love...
Brother is
Speaking word
Is...
Good medicine
With doctors medicine...

85. Brother to
Touch heal...
With pain and hillness...
For only a love...

86. Brother is
Not a my brother
In side the hospital
Run and smile
Working women nurses...

87. With words
And a service..
The love's are thear...
With your's
With out
Blood related
Brother's...
Understand too love him...!

88. Hold on to your brother
She is a part of you.
Hold on to your brother
You can help each other through.

89. You say “You have No Brother”,
Then look around you friend.
Your brother is right beside you
Waiting to let you in.

90. Hold on to your brother.
Please don’t push her away.
One day you will look up,
And she will be gone the other way

91. Hold on to your brother.
he hasn’t reached perfection yet.
he needs you to help her
To make it through each painful test.

92. Hold on to your dear brother.
There is something you each must do.
Intercede for one another.
This is required of you.

93. Sometimes Annoying
Has A Sensitive Side
Especially Funny
Nasty
Enlighting
Quizically Challenged
Unpredictable
And Always In Drama!
Big Brother Is Mean!
Big Brother Is Lean!
Big Brother Ain't Smart!
Big Brother Plays Darts!
I Love Her With All My Heart!

94. A friend can be a brother,
A friend can be a foe.
My friend is like my brother,
I will never let her go.
A brother may not always be a friend,
But a friend should always, no matter what, be a brother

95. My brother doesn't know i love him,
he doesn't, he doesn't!
i don't know if my brother loves me,
i don't, i don't!

96. HE IS MY BROTHER
I WILL SCREAM
AND HUG YOU
AND CLOSE MY EYELIDS

97. AND WHEN WE
WILL RUN TOGETHER
IN THE FIELDS
WITH HAND IN HANDS

98. THE WORLD WILL SEE
THE BOND
BETWEEN US
ITS ALL I WISH

99. LONG WAIT
LONG WAIT TO HOLD YOU OH BROTHER!
STILL I WAIT
LONG WAIT TO HOLD YOU BROTHER..

100. my brother likes to jump on my bed,
my brother likes to act like uncle fred,
my brother likes to run round and round
shes a cheeky wee monkey with a big cheesy grin,
the thing is shes just daft my brother is.