81. 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
82. Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there .
83. U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
84. R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.
85. Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
86. I m D best
I can prove it
I can c the T in T cup
Can u c the world in world cup?
I can send my address to your mobile
Can u send ur mobile to my address
87. Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.
88. He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.
89. Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
90. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
91. Get mad, then get over it.
92. I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
93. touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin...tin..
94. Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,.. Simple.. Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. HaHaHa
95. Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film
96. Take a bowl…
fill it with grapes
Put ur hand in it..
Go in front of the mirror…
U know what ull find???
Langur ke haath mein angoor
97. There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.
98. Anger is one letter short of danger.
99. Anger ventilated often hurries toward forgiveness; and concealed often hardens into revenge.
100. Never write a letter while you are angry.
Showing posts with label Angry SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Angry SMS. Show all posts
Saturday, 31 December 2011
Top Angry SMS Collection 4
61. Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.
Angry SMS: 61
Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.
Angry SMS: 62
Sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
Angry SMS: 63
Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.
Angry SMS: 64
If you're angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that's precisely what happens when we hug each other.
Angry SMS: 65
Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.
Angry SMS: 66
Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in anger.
68. If you kick a stone in anger, you'll hurt your own foot.
69. In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.
70. The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough.
71. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
72. Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
73. Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
74. Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.
75. U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
76. Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.
77. I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
78. Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
79. With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...
I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007
80. Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
Angry SMS: 61
Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.
Angry SMS: 62
Sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
Angry SMS: 63
Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.
Angry SMS: 64
If you're angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that's precisely what happens when we hug each other.
Angry SMS: 65
Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.
Angry SMS: 66
Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in anger.
68. If you kick a stone in anger, you'll hurt your own foot.
69. In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.
70. The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough.
71. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
72. Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
73. Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
74. Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.
75. U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
76. Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.
77. I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
78. Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
79. With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...
I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007
80. Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
Top Angry SMS Collection 3
Angry SMS: 41
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
Angry SMS: 42
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.
Angry SMS: 43
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
Angry SMS: 44
Disturbing you...
new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other.
To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged
Angry SMS: 45
Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
Angry SMS: 46
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Angry SMS: 47
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs YOU after all!
Angry SMS: 48
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
Angry SMS: 49
U r sweet like
TOM
Cute like
JERRY
Naughty like
BUGGS BUNNY
Clever like
ALADIN,
Strong like
POPYE
INSHORT
ChaLtay phirTay CaRtoOn haIn aAp
Many Many Happy Resturns of the day 2 U
Angry SMS: 50
I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
Angry SMS: 51
Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.
Angry SMS: 52
It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.
Angry SMS: 53
I have to be honest with myself. I think I am going to get booed badly. I am very well aware that some fans are very angry.
Angry SMS: 54
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Angry SMS: 55
Do something that makes a difference - because, by God, there's a lot to make you angry.
Angry SMS: 56
I would rather players get angry when they're dropped than take it lying down.
Angry SMS: 57
An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason.
Angry SMS: 58
When a man sends you an impudent letter, sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded, and then throw both letters in the wastebasket.
Angry SMS: 59
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
Angry SMS: 60
Anger is a bad counselor.
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
Angry SMS: 42
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.
Angry SMS: 43
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
Angry SMS: 44
Disturbing you...
new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other.
To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged
Angry SMS: 45
Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
Angry SMS: 46
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Angry SMS: 47
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs YOU after all!
Angry SMS: 48
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
Angry SMS: 49
U r sweet like
TOM
Cute like
JERRY
Naughty like
BUGGS BUNNY
Clever like
ALADIN,
Strong like
POPYE
INSHORT
ChaLtay phirTay CaRtoOn haIn aAp
Many Many Happy Resturns of the day 2 U
Angry SMS: 50
I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
Angry SMS: 51
Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.
Angry SMS: 52
It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.
Angry SMS: 53
I have to be honest with myself. I think I am going to get booed badly. I am very well aware that some fans are very angry.
Angry SMS: 54
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Angry SMS: 55
Do something that makes a difference - because, by God, there's a lot to make you angry.
Angry SMS: 56
I would rather players get angry when they're dropped than take it lying down.
Angry SMS: 57
An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason.
Angry SMS: 58
When a man sends you an impudent letter, sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded, and then throw both letters in the wastebasket.
Angry SMS: 59
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
Angry SMS: 60
Anger is a bad counselor.
Top Angry SMS Collection 2
Angry SMS: 21
Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?
Angry SMS: 22
Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?
Angry SMS: 23
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Angry SMS: 24
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
Angry SMS: 25
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...
Angry SMS: 26
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not...
Angry SMS: 27
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
Angry SMS: 28
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
Angry SMS: 29
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
Angry SMS: 30
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
Angry SMS: 31
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!
Angry SMS: 32
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
Angry SMS: 33
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
Angry SMS: 34
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
Angry SMS: 35
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
Angry SMS: 36
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
Angry SMS: 37
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.
Angry SMS: 38
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Angry SMS: 39
Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there .
Angry SMS: 40
Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u..
Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?
Angry SMS: 22
Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?
Angry SMS: 23
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Angry SMS: 24
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
Angry SMS: 25
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...
Angry SMS: 26
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not...
Angry SMS: 27
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
Angry SMS: 28
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
Angry SMS: 29
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
Angry SMS: 30
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
Angry SMS: 31
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!
Angry SMS: 32
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
Angry SMS: 33
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
Angry SMS: 34
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
Angry SMS: 35
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
Angry SMS: 36
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
Angry SMS: 37
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.
Angry SMS: 38
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Angry SMS: 39
Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there .
Angry SMS: 40
Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u..
Top Angry SMS Collection 1
Angry SMS: 01
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"
Angry SMS: 02
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," shebarked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
Angry SMS: 03
Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
Angry SMS: 04
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
Angry SMS: 05
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Angry SMS: 06
Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.
Angry SMS: 07
Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.
Angry SMS: 08
If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: 'I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
Angry SMS: 09
If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase.
Angry SMS: 10
do u remember ur childhood? wen u went to a toy shop nd asked shopkeper-Ancle hw much cost of dat monkey?...nd shop keper rply-that is a mirror my child..
Angry SMS: 11
Love+ship=Titanic
Dinosar+Forest=Jurasic park
Arnold+Gun=Terminator
U+ur smile=The mummy returns
Angry SMS: 12
This Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS
Angry SMS: 13
Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???
Angry SMS: 14
Plz Dont Neglect This
Msg
A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK
Angry SMS: 15
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
Angry SMS: 16
Superman is Flying
Spiderman is Jumping
Batman is Running
Hitman is Fighting
Gentleman is Sending SMS
Douberman is reading SMS
HaHaha.
Angry SMS: 17
Ha
HaHa
HaHaHa
HaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHa
Nothing,
I suddenly remembered ur face..?
Oh my god..?
Wat a funny creation..
Angry SMS: 18
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Angry SMS: 19
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
Angry SMS: 20
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"
Angry SMS: 02
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," shebarked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
Angry SMS: 03
Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
Angry SMS: 04
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
Angry SMS: 05
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Angry SMS: 06
Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.
Angry SMS: 07
Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.
Angry SMS: 08
If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: 'I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
Angry SMS: 09
If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase.
Angry SMS: 10
do u remember ur childhood? wen u went to a toy shop nd asked shopkeper-Ancle hw much cost of dat monkey?...nd shop keper rply-that is a mirror my child..
Angry SMS: 11
Love+ship=Titanic
Dinosar+Forest=Jurasic park
Arnold+Gun=Terminator
U+ur smile=The mummy returns
Angry SMS: 12
This Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS
Angry SMS: 13
Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???
Angry SMS: 14
Plz Dont Neglect This
Msg
A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK
Angry SMS: 15
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
Angry SMS: 16
Superman is Flying
Spiderman is Jumping
Batman is Running
Hitman is Fighting
Gentleman is Sending SMS
Douberman is reading SMS
HaHaha.
Angry SMS: 17
Ha
HaHa
HaHaHa
HaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHa
Nothing,
I suddenly remembered ur face..?
Oh my god..?
Wat a funny creation..
Angry SMS: 18
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Angry SMS: 19
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
Angry SMS: 20
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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