Free collection of Husband SMS 1

1. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

2. Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

3. I have the "I",
I have the "L",
I have the "O",
I have the "V",
I have the "E"
Can I plz can I have "U"?

4. I have liked many, but loved few.
Still, no-one has been as sweet as u.
I'd stand and wait in world's longest queue.
For the pleasure of having a moment with u.

5. The Husband is the Head of the Family,
But
Wife is the Neck of the Family,
which
can turn the head any where she wants ;-)

6. HuSbaNd n wIfE wEnt 2 pIcNiC,
At pIcNiC sPoT hUsBaNd lOstEd hEr wIfE.

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MORAL:
LucK By Chance

7. Position of a Husband
Is just like a Split AC...
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor,
He is designed to remain Silent in Indoor.

8. Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen
Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->

9. "A TRUE THOUGHT"
"One Who Doesnt Love
A Girl Before His Marriage
Can Never Love His
Wife After Marriage;-)"

10. Man 2 pretty girl in Bazar:
I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?
Girl:Why?
Man:Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!;-)

11. Man1- I told my wife d truth dat
I was seeing a Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn?
Man1- Thn She told me d truth dat
She's seeing a Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbrz n a Bartendr :P

12. Love Is The Thing That ...
Enables A Woman To Sing
While She Mops Up The Floor
After
Her Husband Has Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... =P ;->

13. What Is The Next Thing
A Man Should Do After
Winning An
Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)

14. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

15. Man : My wife is toooooo good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

16. What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women?

17. Long ago
Men who sacrificed
their Love & youth
their parents
their identity
their laughter n happiness
were called SAINTS
But. . . .
Now they r called HUSBANDS

18. 2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

19. Man To Doctor-
Every Night My Wife Goes To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone

Who Proposes Her.
Doctor-Relax & Calm Down &

Now Tell

Which Bar ??

20. An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives
Monopoly is Always Damaging!
And?
Competition Improves Service!