62. There is a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than net banking.
It is called marriage.
63. To keep ur marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever u're wrong, admit it,
Whenever u're right,
shut up..
64. In this world, every wife iz a mistress 2 her husband.
One hour of Miss and 23 hours of stress..
65. Getting married iz very much like going 2 a restaurant wid friendz. U order what u want,
& when u see what da other fellow has, u wish u had ordered dat.
66. A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.
He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.
Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
67. Harassed Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.
Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
68. LOVE AND HONOUR YOUR PATNER,
HELP AND GIVE SERVICE.
BUT DO NOT BAHAVE LIKE A SLAVE.
69. What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.
70. The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
71. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
72. Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.
73. A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
74. One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
75. Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
76. In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. The truth is precisely the opposite: it begins all.
77. In a court: So, Witness, what did you do when you saw this woman whacking her husband's head with this iron? I called my fiance and said I had changed my mind about marrying her.
78. Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!
79. Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more than those who created it
80. Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.
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