81. Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
82. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
83. Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.
84. Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
85. Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
86. What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
87. It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?
88. A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
89. In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do.
90. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
91. To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up.
92. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant.
You order what you want
But, when you see what the other person has,
You wish you had ordered that.
93. Besides lots of problems, marriage confers one very special privilege –
Only a married person can get divorced.
94. Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
95. When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
96. To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up.
97. The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.
98. A happy man marries the girl he loves;
a happier man loves the girl he
marries.
99. 2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,
Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,
Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It;
Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.
100. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….(a life sentence!).
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