Free Marriage Day SMS 3

41. I 've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years.

42. I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'?

43. Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.

44. Married Life Joke

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

45. A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.

46. Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!

47. May the best of your past be the worst of your future

48. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

49. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

50. Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
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365 days,
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it starts working, when you born
and work till you
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Get Married…

51. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

52. Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”

53. Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

54. Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

55. I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

56. Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

57. How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

58. Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

59. On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

60. To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary