41. Position of a husband is like split A.C..No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent !
42. Only Historian can become
Great Husband because as thing(wife) become older his interest rises.
43. A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
44. I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it
45. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married
46. A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married
47. My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
48. Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
49. The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.
50. By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
51. One man's folly is another man's wife.
52. A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
53. A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers.
54. The husband who wants a happy marriage
should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
55. Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
56. What's new? Most of my wife.
57. We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
58. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
59. This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.
60. Men are like chocolate bars…. sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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