81. It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
82. I've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you
83. To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!
84. To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.
85. I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.
86. A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted
87. Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
88. Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
89. The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him
90. A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
91. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
92. Ram: "My wife has the worst memory".
Shyam: "Does she forget everything?"
Ram: "No, She remembers everything".
93. Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
94. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
95. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
96. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.
97. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late!"
98. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
99. The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
100. Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter."
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