20. If necessity is the mother of invention, then Frustration is the father of masturbation!
21. While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:
Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions.
22. Importance of UNITY explained at it's best:
One Leg of a woman tells the other: UNITED we are saved, divided we are Fucked.
23. What do politicians & porn stars have in common?
They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!
24. Boss to a lady during interview: What's the difference between Paperclip and Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped.
25. What is the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been Bed RIDDEN !
26. Same Sex Marriage: What's the big deal in same sex marriages? I've been married to the same woman for 25 years and had the same old sex all that time.
27. Two prostitutes were talking,
1st: We r in the best business in the world.
2nd: How?
1st: We have it, sell it, and we still have it.
28. Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!
29. Great door signs:
Gynecologist: Dr Jones at your cervix.
Septic tank truck: Yesterday's meals on wheels.
Plumber's office: Wwe repair what ur husband fixed.
Tire shop: Invite us to ur next blowout.
Electrical shop: Let us remove ur shorts.
Maternity room: Push, Push, Push.
30. Similarity between a dick & matchstick?
Both have heads without brains, both flare up at slightiest friction, both fizzle out after showing valour for 2secs !!!
31. In life, never look down on anybody, unless u r getting a lovely view of the cleavage!
32. Why is a woman's pubic hair curly?
So that it won't poke a man in the eye!
33. Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well u do it today, tomorrow u hav to do it again.
34. A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
35. Why can't anybody satisfy a Woman Completely?
Because nobody has a Dick made of Gold, Decorated with Diamonds & which Ejaculates Cash!
36. Life is all about Ass; We are either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one!
37. 70 ways to make a woman happy: No. 1 is shopping & the rest is '69'.
38. Response during sex:
Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.
Whore: Come on finish it now.
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.
Wife: Ceiling needs painting !
39. Height of being Realistic: An actress being fucked by a producer widout using a condom saying that she has 2 play the role of a Pregnant lady in his next film!
40. Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra... When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra.....
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