Top Angry SMS Collection 1

Angry SMS: 01
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"

Angry SMS: 02
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," shebarked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."

Angry SMS: 03
Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.

Angry SMS: 04
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

Angry SMS: 05
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Angry SMS: 06
Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.

Angry SMS: 07
Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.

Angry SMS: 08
If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: 'I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

Angry SMS: 09
If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase.

Angry SMS: 10
do u remember ur childhood? wen u went to a toy shop nd asked shopkeper-Ancle hw much cost of dat monkey?...nd shop keper rply-that is a mirror my child..

Angry SMS: 11
Love+ship=Titanic
Dinosar+Forest=Jurasic park
Arnold+Gun=Terminator
U+ur smile=The mummy returns

Angry SMS: 12
This Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS

Angry SMS: 13
Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???

Angry SMS: 14
Plz Dont Neglect This
Msg

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK

Angry SMS: 15
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

Angry SMS: 16
Superman is Flying
Spiderman is Jumping
Batman is Running
Hitman is Fighting
Gentleman is Sending SMS
Douberman is reading SMS
HaHaha.

Angry SMS: 17
Ha
HaHa
HaHaHa
HaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHa

Nothing,
I suddenly remembered ur face..?
Oh my god..?
Wat a funny creation..

Angry SMS: 18
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Angry SMS: 19
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Angry SMS: 20
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.