80. Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day my friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus!
81. Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate heads during Respective Driving.
82. Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always marry a woman with small hands. Makes u'r cock look bigger!
83. Q: What did the sign s on the door the door of the Whorehouse say?
84. Ganguly to his wife during sex- PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.
Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!! Inzamaam scored century on the same PITCH!!!!
85. Students of 5th class asked teacher:
can we have kids?”
Teacher replied ”Never”
Boy said to girl :
I told you not to worry
86. Maths teacher: If you have
twevel chocolates
and u give
five to meena,
three to teena and
four to nina
then what will you get?
Student: three new girlfriends.
87. Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
88. A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
89. What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
90. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
91. A boy asked his mom where do babies come from and the mom said the stork, then the boy said who has s*x with the stork?
92.A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die? So a man takes off his clothes & says iron these!
93. fucking girls yes papa
using condoms no papa
getting AIDS ha ha haaaa.
94. Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshol_e does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
95. What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
96. A kiss is called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass hole.
97. Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok."
98. Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.
99. A frustrated father's defensive reply in a sms msg to his offensive unruly son... I should have wasted u in the bathroom!
100. A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack: No smoking, no drinking & hv sex only with ur wife because it is important that you avoid excitement.
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