61. Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.
Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never fucked ur mom.
Girl: True, but my father did !
62. What's a contraceptive pill?
It's the second best thing that a woman can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy. Now dont ask wats the first thing!
63. Teacher: What do u know about Sensex?
Pappu When we have sex with Riya Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen & Sushmita Sen etc. it's called Sen Sex!
64. During war, enemy soldier sees 3 nuns. He says I want revenge & remoevd his pants. Young nun requested Plz spare older Nun.
Older nun: Shut up u Bitch, War is War.
65. Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked?
Wife: That I married u for ur money.
66. How do you define a virgin?
On the Verge but not in!
67. Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose. One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn�t taste sweet?
68. Sex is like your Income... You never disclose what you get, but you always think others are getting more.
69. What is virginity?
Virginity is a big issue over a small tissue.
70. What has fifty teeth & guards a monster?
Your Pant Zip !
71. Why is Pool called a fool's game?
Coz u hold the stick & put the ball in the hole, instead of holding balls & putting the stick in the hole!
72. What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!
73. Last night at a party, someone yelled: Married guys, stand next to the person who's made your life worth living! The bartender was almost crushed!
74. A couple, recently married, were unhappy with the whole thing... He was unhappy with the hole and She was unhappy with the thing!
75. Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant?
Darling: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat.
76. He asked: How do you feel about SEX.
She said: Well I like it Infrequently.
HE asked: Is that One word or Two?
77. Dear Sexscriber, Ur SEX Balance is Low, Ur Account Will be Put into Virginity Mode. Pls Refuck as Soon as Possible to Keep Ur Account ACTIVE. Condoms Apply...
78. Two Gays got into a heated argument. Whilst arguing, 1 of them shouted: Kiss My Ass!
The other replied: This is not the time 2 b romantic.
79. AIDS Awareness: Try different positions with the same woman instead of the same position with different women. Plz pass it on to all careless fuckers. I just did.
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