Free Naughty SMSs 3

41. A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replied “feet” - coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

42. Hello sexy, unwear ur maxy…

43. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.

44. American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

45. Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a
woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?;)

46. A man reads a book in a bed next to his wife his finger went
to tease his wife’s pussy.
Wife asks “you want sex?”. “No,just to wet my finger to turn the
page!”

47. lady :” doctor, i feel very weak.”
dr: ” how many times do u have sex?”
lady: ” 5 times, mon- fri.”
dr: ” cut down wed.”
lady:” but thats the only day i m with my husband!
48. A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.
49. What is the similarity between man & mouse ?
= Both of them are in the search of hole !

50. LIFE is like a PENIS. sometimes up,stms down. stms h! ard,stms
soft.
stms big,
stms small. stms in,stms out. so ,enjoy PENIS..oops,I mean LIFE.

51. A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A woman inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man: No, I work in a condom factory n
these r customers’ complaints.

52. Mother, to her teenage daughter, -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?

53. English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we

54. A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

55. Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

56. Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

57. Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!

58. Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

59. Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

60. Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.