81. When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
82. Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
83. When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
84. Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
85. How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
86. It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
87. Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
88. What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
89. The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
90. If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
91. What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
92. When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
93. What is the velocity of the darkness ?
94. Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
95. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
96. What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
97. When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
98. How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
99. Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
100. The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
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