SMS: 81
Why do women have their breast on top? Because if they had it down, the 'PUSSY' would drink all the milk !
SMS: 82
Guy says: Remember the 1st time I used alcohol as a substitute for girl. Wat happen? Asked his friend. Guy: Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.
SMS: 83
5 road signs which best describe female organs 1.deep excavation 2. Slippery when wet 3. Stop on red signal 4. Slow down curves and hump 5. Men at work
SMS: 84
A guy walks up to a sexy babe n asks her if she would like to take part in a magic trick. She said OK. He says lets go to my place we fuck and then I disappear.
SMS: 85
Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I Press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck u don't feel shy, in the braziers u will die
SMS: 86
Man walked into ladies toilet. Lady who was inside shouted 'THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN'. The man, unzipping his pants said, 'THIS TOO'!
SMS: 87
Mobile is the only thing that a man proudly says - Mine is smaller than yours!
SMS: 88
I Tried Phone Sex Once, But The Holes Were Too Small.
SMS: 89
A woman gave birth to 6 babies, on seeing this she got off the hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told u not to do in doggy style."
SMS: 90
Girl says: Mom, our neighbor's son have penis like peanut. Mom: Is it too small? Girl: No, its salty!!
SMS: 91
Dear lady subscribers: due to a fault in magnetic field and signals of our service your handsets will vibrate for one hour So keep it in your pussy & enjoy! *Customer Care*
SMS: 92
a kid asked the priest " father, what is your pastime? "the priest tapped the kid ' s shoulder and replied "Nun, my child, nun "
SMS: 93
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.on their first night both were crying. why???coz she didn ' t know anything, and he had forgotten everything
SMS: 94
Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three fingers..Rub it up & down gently .......... that's the right way ofwashing the glass!!!!!
SMS: 95
What is the difference between a Cricketer and a Condom?Cricketer drops the catch, and a Condom catchs the drops.
SMS: 96
Why are women known as the best architects?Coz theyare the only one who can demolish an erection without damaging the structure...
SMS: 97
Q.Why does the pleasure of Sex diminish after marriage?A: Because the realisation hits u that u are in bed with a relative.
SMS: 98
Husband ask, "Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies, "It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!
SMS: 99
Son to Dad-Daddy, does a heart have legs? Dad-of course not! Son-don’t lie, I heard u saying ”sweet heart..spread ur legs!”
SMS: 100
Woman: Teach me how to play tennis. Coach:Sure,hold the racket the way u hold ur lovers organ.Woman: ok Coach:Madam pls,take the racket out of ur mouth.
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