Saturday 31 December 2011

Free Flirt sms latest ever 2

Sms NO: 21
six rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
bilal

Sms NO: 22
My Eyes
DETECTED
My Heart
REACTED
Thousands were
REJECTED
& only u were
SELECTED
bcoz i need a monkey 4 an advertisment

Sms NO: 23
You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

Sms NO: 24
(((((( ))))))
(((( @) (@ ))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
((((((,__ ,))))))

Sms NO: 25
don't be afraid......
Sometimes mob work as mirror

Sms NO: 26
PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.

Sms NO: 27
SHUTUP!
S= SURPRISES 4 U
H= HAPPINESS 4 U
U= UNLIMITED LOVE 4 U
T= TRUE PASSION 4 U
U= U ALWAYZ INMY MIND
P= PRAYING 4 U
SO AGAIN
SHUTUP!!

Sms NO: 28
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~MONKEY~ for the zoo.

Sms NO: 29
Hey,
I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
BCoz
I, Have One Of My Own
Sms NO: 30
In the late night,on the full moon day, i
stopped my car and went close to her ears, she felt
shyness.i went to say those words but i
thought she wont believe it. Finally i told
her those "3 words"

Sms NO: 31
Yesterday whole night i
was thinkin abt only U
Now i'm
thinking of "V".
Tonight i'll definitly
think abt w,x,y and z

Sms NO: 32
close ur eyes
umm.haa
muhaa...
ok..
satisfied now open ur eyes..
;****;
x( @..@ )x
"(--)" MAZA AYA ? U kissed a Monkey

Sms NO: 33
Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?

Sms NO: 34
EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me....
So alkways remeber me!!!

Sms NO: 35
good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long.....

Sms NO: 36
no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms's............
no mails...............
no chat............
i m worried..........u r in jail again???

Sms NO: 37
Hi sweetheart,
Doing nothing?
Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!
I may come there any time!
Ur's faithfully
"HEART ATTACK!"

Sms NO: 38
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after
sucking ur blood

Sms NO: 39

1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..

Sms NO: 40
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

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