60. If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you
61. Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off till further notice!
62. I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
63. Light bulb's love declaration: I love you a whole watt!
64. Two sausages are in a frying pan. First sausage says: "It's hot in here". Second sausage replies: "Eeek, a talking sausage!"
65. Conscience is the inner voice, which warns us that someone may be looking.
66. If it weren't for the fact that the TV and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
67. 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
68. Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,
but behind every SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...
69. ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
70. The trouble with life is there is no background music.
71. Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.
72. I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more !
73. A chrysanthemum by any other name would be much easier to spell
74. CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION
As of May 2001 Viagra will
only be available through
chemists by its chemical
name.So please ask for
MYCOXAFLOPPIN
Thank you
75. FARMER SAYS 2 HIS WIFE IF U HAD BIGGER TITS WE COULD GET RID OF THE COWS, WIFE REPLIED IF U HAD A BIGGER COCK WE COULD GET RID OF THE TRACTOR DRIVER!
76. what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?....
They can both smell it but not eat it.
77. At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
78. In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
79. Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
80. Baby from bottom of my heart you are the only one i can love from the feeling of my heart and sould you are the one i feel baby i will die for you just to have your love.
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