41. Luv is not measured by Hugging, Kissing & sex. It's all about Trusting Respecting & Accepting a person with open legs, closed eyes & wet lips saying Push it more.
42. Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let's begin.
43. Knowledge is like ur underwear... U should have it, but not show it off & most important, while having sex, keep ur knowledge aside!
44. If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to wear a condom after sex.
45. Lady: What is a good time for Sex?
Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4.
Lady: Why ?
Dr: The compounder will not be here...
46. Playboy has started a special edition for Married men. The same woman is featured every month.
47. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST?
Gril: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.
48. Why did Shahid and Kareena break up?
Because she wanted to have Saif Sex !
49. First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty
Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy yaar.
First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.
50. A old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!
51. A man is a king. A king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches.
Are you a man?"
52. Monica Lewinsky turned 31. How time flies! It seems like yesteraday when she was crawling around the White House on her hands n knees puttin everything in her mouth!
53. Give an example of Complete business failure due to negligence.
A pregnant prostitute.
54. Twenty-Five Uuseless things in a Man's body: 20 Nails you can't Hammer, 2 Tits you can't Milk, 1 Cock that doesn't Crow, and 2 Balls you can't Throw !!
55. What's the similarity between women & folding chair?
Both are useless unless until u don't open their legs.
56. Stock broker catches wife in bed with other man: What's going on?
Wife: Due to boom in market & ur less investment capacity, honey I've gone for PUBLIC ISSUE!
57. A Survey Report:
Women who sleep on their sides are Sensitive.
Who sleep on their stomach are Competent.
Who sleep on their back with Legs in the air are MOST POPULAR!
58. Lady: Dr.! How long is it before I can resume my normal Sex Life?
Doctor (shocked): You are the first one to ask me that after a tonsil-operation!
59. Sex n shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes n women want to go on and on and on and on!
60. Just remember: No matter how hot & sexy a babe is, someone somewhere is tired of fuckin her!
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